well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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