he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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