this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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