Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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