hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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