HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
