I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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