Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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