So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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