I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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