JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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