1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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