i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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