Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Floor bacon is actually really good
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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