If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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