You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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