Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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