Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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