I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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