Me too!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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