Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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