Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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