I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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