The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
