ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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