Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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