hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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