just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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go home
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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