I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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