I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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