He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dignity is for republicans.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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