well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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