You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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