ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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