She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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