I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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