i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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