Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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