But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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