Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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