You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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