I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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