He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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