no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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