This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
