even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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