just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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