Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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