She's JV to your varsity
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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