The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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