Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
