he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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