In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need a beard to bite.
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