he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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