ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Pooping to opera.
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