the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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