Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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